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Most Valuable International Artwork: 374thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 446thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 930th
The ♡ holy ♡ ωєєву иαтισи of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
More pirates = less global warming
Flying spaghetti monster
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Animu Place

Population8.612 billion

CapitalOtakupolis
LeaderFlying spaghetti monster
FaithFsmism

CurrencyGold Bar
Animaleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The ♡ holy ♡ ωєєву иαтισи of Animu Place is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Flying spaghetti monster with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.612 billion weebs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otakupolis. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient weeb economy, worth a remarkable 3,358 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 389,977 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter weeb pirates, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, and you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Animu Place's national animal is the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fsmism.

Animu Place is ranked 282,468th in the world and 6,185th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 22.02 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 374thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 446thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 930thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,019thLargest Black Market: 1,029thMost Influential: 1,080thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,170thHighest Average Incomes: 1,223rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,248thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,321stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,404thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,696thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,757thMost Armed: 1,871stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,161stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,295thMost Devout: 2,339thFattest Citizens: 2,342ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,524thLargest Governments: 2,774thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,887thMost Efficient Economies: 3,049thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,353rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,487thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,258thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,573rdMost Developed: 4,734thSmartest Citizens: 5,019thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,529thMost Inclusive: 6,087thHighest Economic Output: 6,273rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,520thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,666thLowest Crime Rates: 6,932ndMost Patriotic: 7,306thMost Cultured: 8,573rdHighest Food Quality: 9,198thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,608thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,202ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,599thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,893rdLargest Welfare Programs: 12,330thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,252ndRudest Citizens: 13,420thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 16,971st
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionMost Armed: 44th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 44th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 55th in the regionFattest Citizens: 59th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 64th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 64th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 73rd in the regionMost Devout: 76th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 81st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 96th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 97th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 98th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 121st in the regionLargest Governments: 130th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 143rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 144th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 154th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 158th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 194th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 231st in the regionMost Developed: 237th in the regionMost Influential: 240th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 241st in the regionMost Patriotic: 249th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 250th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 255th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 265th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 312th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 318th in the regionMost Cultured: 376th in the regionRudest Citizens: 379th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 431st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 472nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 480th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 485th in the regionMost Stationary: 588th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Animu Place lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter weeb pirates.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, Weebs have been enjoying a recent boost in civil rights as the government continues to clamp down on emigration.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, cows graze until the wolves come home.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, slackers at work are told to "crack on with it".
  • : Animu Place was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Animu Place voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right of Emigration"".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 238 » Koda-Land, Shibutani, Eraver, Unsophisticate, Empy, Omnistria, The Rhein States, Ethnon, PotatoFarmers, Sikol, North Bratislava, Azzarel, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, Dreadton, Siwale, Prydania, Zeternia, Pallaith, Advancia-Sizzletown, Nationeer, Aeurithianar, Nistriabar, Former English Colony, Xagill, Simone Republic, Frances Francis the First of France, Sil Dorsett, Rainengrad, Zecit, The Iron Lions, Unimaginable Doom, Kranostav, Wineclaw, Seenvorland, Malta Comino Gozo, Drentusa, AGoodPlace, Loutsland, VictorH, Votak Matim, Maott, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Vincone Cae, South Baba, New Trisone, Wilkshire, Merconitonitopia, Pleroma Sans Romans, A Salmon Named Harold, and 188 others.Feelonia, Yukti, Cloydicia, Walter Jackson, Panama Coalition, Lemonbiscuits, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Soviet Terran, Ozstan, Bankowiata, Pasargad, Khoik, Radicaster, The Jerichowan Country, Chukstik Illahi, Inspiratus, Dacian Freelands, Gendirt, Xentherida, Zyvetskistaahn, Katuda, AmManies, Perikuresu, The Sinclarian Provinces, Andanavia, Unshleepd, Oannia, Hellsinky, Capitista, Holy Marcus Empire, Kwaj, Singamadri, New Terra-Nullius, Intelbrazia, Parpyduckland, Aeolist, Menouria, KAP03land, Regallio, Bornodia, Loptous, Eggplant Island, The Arverni Lands, Batatoland Empire, Bagojo, Varisland, Filibustra, Omicron Persei V111, Trillius, Sechiole, Thought Obliteration, Gragadoia, Antiyard, The Austro Germanic Union, TyGerria, The Zheng Dynasty, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Austro-Bavarian States, Atrito, Intion North, Wolffoxia, Segesta, Chipoli, Viceroy Vincent, New-Ferytland, Laurendon, Harjad, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, PlanetMercury, Laforeia, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, IHateRights, Esperonia, Jeltronian WA Mission, Ellbonnia, Gorundu, Aurasreich, Etanur, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Rinadia, New Selkirk, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Southern Moosetopia, Marlducro, Catalis, South Parter, Deliber, Vilaforta, Northern-Kempia, TamilPesum, Orjald, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New Atlantico, Ishtimbine, Pinky Queen, New Cordyceps, Arucaria, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, Ovekisu, Bedsonya, Great Ignesia, Blyskalia, Crilland, Notyoutopia, Rex Republic, Castle In Confidence, Federation of Vanguard, Tugupaw, Bodhisva, Inclement Space, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Alogiada, Saint-Dauphin, Democratic Republic of Magley, Republiqueducroissant, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Kingdom of Time, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Caecar, Alire, Hyphen, Neptunian Military Administration, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Zelenaya Dolina, Illusia and Neverendia, Luminerra, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Kyroth Dreemurr, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Kainin, Barxa, Valiacorkit, Valentine Z, Fragrancia, Mount Marvin, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Germanic Cat, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Ardok, The Three Moutains, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, La Baja California, Ubeland, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, The Resoland, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Northern Tatria, The Tony Paporordia, Davidianian, Tragesch Firwat, Stal Valley, Bhadeshistan, Northern Zorbrasnka, and Hikki.

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